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W.H.O. warns Santa could be ‘ultimate super spreader’
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout and here’s why – Santa Claus is bringing you...
Dec 24, 2020


Turmoil in Tinseltown: Reindeer lose employee status, Elves move to unionize
NORTH POLE – Add Reindeer Games to list of cancelled events in 2020. This year has been tumultuous for much of the world and the North...
Dec 22, 2020


Anya Claus to be named to Claus Technologies Board to satisfy NASDAQ diversity requirement
NEW YORK, NY – In a first for Saint Nick's hundred-year-old company, a female is set to be named to the Board of Directors as part of an...
Dec 20, 2020


Outsource sleep for more productivity says latest KPMG Insight report
TORONTO, ON – A new report out of KPMG advises clients to increase their productivity by outsourcing sleep time. “Our expert research...
Nov 2, 2020


Elizabeth Holmes backs new rapid COVID-19 diagnostic tool
PALO ALTO, CA – As COVID-19 continues to wreak havoc across the globe, biotech entrepreneurs continue to drive innovation in diagnostics,...
Oct 31, 2020


SPAC announces plan to launch new SPAC
NEW YORK, NY – The rise of the SPAC continues as last week Asset Bubble Acquisition Corp. (ABAC) announced that it would be spinning off...
Oct 29, 2020


Facebook to ban ‘bad actors’ on platform; celebrity pages frozen
MENLO PARK, CA – To address the latest round of criticisms as the US Election nears, Facebook has committed to taking a much stronger...
Oct 23, 2020


SNC-Lavalin to construct ethical scaffolding around Prime Minister’s Office
OTTAWA, ON – The embattled Quebec engineering and construction giant was awarded a $59 million redevelopment contract for work to be...
Jul 24, 2020


Report: 76% of household debt comprised of streaming service subscriptions
TORONTO, ON – A newly released consumer report shows that up to 76% of household debt is comprised of a multitude of subscriptions to...
Jul 22, 2020


Social justice activist announces Facebook boycott via post on TikTok
TORONTO, ON – A prominent social justice activist has announced she will no longer use Facebook and Instagram due to the social network’s...
Jul 18, 2020


Corporate PR teams scramble to put together vague, jargon-filled statements
NEW YORK, NY – As protests continue across the entire United States and around the world, corporate PR teams have been mobilizing in an...
Jun 7, 2020


Impossible Foods set to launch ‘Impossible Vaccine’ in 2021
REDWOOD CITY, CA – Impossible Foods Inc. is reportedly getting set to launch into the pharmaceutical market in 2021 with the release of...
Jun 1, 2020
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