Meng Wanzhou purportedly in talks with Carlos Ghosn’s extraction team

VANCOUVER, BC – As the world watched Carlos Ghosn’s Hollywood-like flee from Japan, Meng Wanzhou took careful notes.

Sources close to Wanzhou state they are in early discussions with the team of experts hired by Carlos Ghosn to extricate the former head of Nissan out of Japan.

Sources also confirm that talks are tense as Wanzhou is simultaneously envious and furious of the successful escape, which has ruined the ruined the element of surprise.

Canadian officials have also taken note and are considering implementing a few precautions to deter a similar escape. The precautions supposedly include shortening her curfew from 11:00pm to 10:45pm.