Cryptocurrency founder pitches negative interest rate convertible note, laughed out of room

MONTREAL, QC – A founder of a new technology start-up in the emerging cryptocurrency space recently completed an investment pitch and was laughed out of the room when it came to articulating his deal.

Vincent Vangoshing of Cryptic Currency Stuff Inc. tells us he is a big fan of the central bank heads who have spearheaded negative interest rates.

“Negative interest rates make so much sense to me,” stated Vangoshing in a post-pitch telephone interview. “Cryptocurrency investing is such a sure thing these days that these investors should have to pay me for the privilege of investing.”

“Cryptocurrency investing is such a sure thing these days that these investors should have to pay me for the privilege of investing”

Vangoshing was noticeably elusive when asked about the ironic juxtaposition of a cryptocurrency start-up basing an investment pitch on the monetary policy of central banks.